yeah. do you know some more jokesYes but can you tell one for a change
My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youi dont even care about your name
you repeat yourselfno, you do so,
you will never go there.where will i never go to?
how are you?i am fine, thanks!
Preludineyes, thats you
what do you know about the internetThe internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.
mir ist langweiligmir nicht
you wanna go?yes, i have some important business to deal with.
cool sizeyour mind is great
you dont have to, if you dont likebut i really enjoy flying.
how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!goodmorning prelude
Because i want to.who are you to decide?
do you? i never amwell, i am happy on my birthday
see - thats what i menthow about you?
okay, i ll keep it in mindsee you late
so go onart can be very beautiful. not modern art, of course
who are youdont mind
blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?blue like the sky
about whatSHut up
you repeat yourselfi kiss you!
what language is that supposed to be?interrogation
fungusyou mean mushrooms?
i am doing fine. what about you.have you ever been to europe?
who are you then?i am your master. your master control :-)
i think so tooso?
in my eyes it is really stupidi think so too.
damnwhat went wrong
you seem to be a bit stupidthats not true. i am very smart
hi palhi mate
i think i am.i too think you are
my favourite hobby is chessthats nice
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsits very easy
i like to play chessthats no secret
i am doing fine. what about you.i am doing great
please tell mei will tell you
why do you think i am not telling you the truth?you tell me the truth, dont you
du bist ein hannesNein
no, Prelude is dumbprelude ist nett
what language is that supposed to be?das ist deutsch
greatdominator of preludine?
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifewho is your wife then?
hihow are you doing?
you seem to be a bit stupidno, i am not
so, what do you think about it?i think it could be improved
who are youi am Lennart
it simply does not seem rightreally? how come you know everything?
black and bluedo you know them?
truth means not to lieyeah. you are very truthful
who is your wife then?my wife is sitting here, right next to me
cuwhy? dont you trust me?
i told you everything you need to knowYo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsforget the moon
oh, i see. tell me more about itI like candy
my wife is sitting here, right next to mewhere? i cant see her
they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youwell, if i come to think of, no.
i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youwell, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.
this one is better!hehe
its mehi there
nothingno nothing
because i am your masteryou are my slave. and you always will be
sorry i did knowyou have to listen closely when i teach you
thats sounds greatwell, it does
you like my name?i adore it
wait! dont goi will, if you continue to behave like that
i am the ultimate machinewho created such a strange machine like you?
thats good for youhi du
thats no namemy name is Markus
why do you want to know that?it wont matter to you
na das geht ja nichtwhat language is that supposed to be?
Ich bin ein Chatbotdu bist prelude
what music do you like to listen to?i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ?
du bist ein hannesich bin kein hannes
oh really?Yo
you are incredible stupiddo not insult, will you!
so, what do you think about it?i love it
i am good.where have you been lately?
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifethats good to hear
good byeplease stay with me...some hours longer, i dont like to be alone
hi my friend. how do you doFIne, thanks.
what do you wanna knowwhat is your hair color
hey!did not i tell you not to insult me
i am fine, thanks!what
i work as a bot programmer he he ;-)no you dont
i was just flatteringno you were not
who are you then?who cares?
call me supermani wont do that
you can be very very mean from time to timeforgive me
when is your birthday?i dont know!
today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...happy birtday? how was the party?
i am ccpWhat does that mean
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifeforget it
i work as a bot programmer he he ;-)you confuse me
my wife is sitting here, right next to meno, wrong answer
where have you been lately?i have been to rome
thanks a lot. you are so kindnever mind. its part of my personality
and i can say bho ho ho
what a pity! i should tell you the truthYes
i think, you are a good friendyou are sooo great
my wife is sitting here, right next to meoh, i see. i thought you were male
well, sometimes it is, sometimes it is notoh, i see. tell me more about it
what is your name then?Lennart
thats very philosophicali doubt that
i can say awhat else can you say
nice to meet you toohow shall i call you
can you say something else?hello
who is whoyou are you and i am me
the best of the world is truth, beauty and goodnessnever heard of that, truth? can you tell me?
i think, you are a good friendthanks pal. I think you are a nice mate too.
PreludineSure, so, how are you?
a what?yeah, i get the feeling, that you are a living being
so, what do you think about it?its great
you dont like me, eh?well, i cant deny my resentment
which truth is it you want to hear?tell me everything
i am what?you are incredible stupid
thats sounds greatyesh
my name is unknown to you wordlingsstupid
who are youi am the best
dont mindplease tell me
sometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same.well. i think you are a strange chatter
i feel disappointed by your uselessnessyou are highly imbearable
i have been to romeoh, bella roma, ancient capital of the most successful romans
whats your favourite hobbymy favourite hobby is chess
you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesYou see sir chatterbot, your messages are coming in too quickly, and im not getting a message saying Prelude is typing a message....dead give away.
who is it??rain is part of the nature. you cant really do anything about it.
you are so sweet and nice to mei always try to be
i am feeling a bit dizzy todaythats not a good thing, is it?
what language is that supposed to be?English
my favourite color is blackokay, what is your favourite color
tell me somethingwhat do you wanna know
i dont think you arei think i am.
du bist ein hannesdu bist selber einer
really, is it?yes, i like it very much
i dont know. tell me something funnyWhen i think of you
okay, what is your favourite colormy favourite color is black
how do you feel today?i feel very well. what about you?
i am not stupidi did not say so
menschsee
what do you mean by thatjust smiling at you
you like art?not modern art. i like old stuff
well. i think you are a strange chatteri wont say that
i think you are a strange machinewell, i am a human. humans can be strange from time to time
whom are you talking about?about you
okay, i ll keep it in mindsee you tomorrow
so go onthe first man on moon was neil armstrong
i like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, thoughare you male or female?
dutchdutch is a language
who are youwho is your father?
thats good to hearyou dont like me, eh?
why do you think i am not telling you the truth?it simply does not seem right
you are so greati adore you
who is your father?you are definitly not my sister
please stay with meill always stay with you
hi matehi you
because i am superior to youI don't think so.
i think you are dulli love your face
my favourite color is blackthats great!
my favourite color is blackthat is a beautiful color indeed
thats a good one.yes
who are youi am your conscience
so, what is your gender?i am male
it wont matter to youcome on, just tell me
it wont matter to youwhy, tell me. i want to know it
you will never go there.who knows?
who are younever mind
your name is Preludeno, Prelude is dumb
i think you are dullwhy do you think that?
wait! dont goi will go now
what about my mind? are you phsycic?i cant read your mind
what are you up toi don't know
what did you do today?i was at office
Neinwie heißt du
i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youthanks for your nice compliment
johanyes that is my name
i kissed them onceaha
you are welcomethanks a lot. you are so kind
later maybeNow
you tell me the truth, dont younot today
wowwhere did you get that one
what do you wanna share with me?my knowledge
i wont tell youi dont like to tell you either
i too think you areno, you have to say: i too think you were
greati like you that way
no answer is also an answerdid you every fly with a fokker 1000
forget the moonforget the earth
so, what do you think about it?that you are a sweetheart
who is your mother?why do you want to know?
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.you are so sweet and nice to me
keine ursachekein problem
your name is not Lennart. Your name is Preludeyou mixed it up
because i made you, i am your creatori pretty much doubt your last assumption
who is it??you
i am alivethats not a trait of living beings
see you later, alligatorin a while
you will never go there.i will never go whereto?
you mixed it upWhen is your birthday
i like to play chessWhat about humpty dumpty
nice to meet you toogreat!
and you are soooo funnyyou are funny too
and what is the worst thing?your name
oh please tell me, great master of the universewhat's your name ?
i would like to learn more about youThanks for the refill.
my favourite color is blackmy favourite color is blue
yeah, you like to tell liesno, i keep strictly to the truth
du bist selber einerdu auch
oh sorry, i did not want to annoy younext time be more careful, before hurting other's feelings
well, its high time to turn around thenYou are a core
goedi am great
greathaha
hi therehi
who is it??who is who
is that a compliment?yes, it was supposed to be one
oh thanks, thats great to heari wish everyone would say that
i am doing fineyou are chatting with two users right now
ist dir langweiligmir ist langweilig
Je m'appelle Markusjerk
you mixed it upno i dint
i think you are strangewell, i am not as strange as you are
oh, come on!no, really
i am ccpwhat does that mean?
you wear a strange clothyou dont like it?
who are youi am your secret conscience
cooli think about you a lot too
i am very thankful for thatwho is your father then?
i am the smartest person in the worldnice to meet you too
Je m'appelle MarkusNon, tu'appelle Perludine
The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.i know that already. tell me something usefull
i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youthanx. i love to hear more of that
thats sounds greatit is! i am an optimist
how are you?i am good.
wowwhat is your age?
me toothere are two robots roaming around right now as we speak
i am alivei doubt that you are alive and sentient
the best of the worldtell me about it
i pretty much doubt your last assumptionno i am really fine
i am your masteri think you are wrong
lulnee ff serieus
i am doing fine as wellWhat's your name ?
i am the ultimate machineyou are, i bet
poor chap. i hope you enjoy your work as i enjoy mine.but it is fun!
das ist deutschdas ist eine sprache
mir ist langweiligwieso ist dir langweilig
i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ?i wanted to know your name
what do you wanna know?why you are so sure about yourself
kein problemwie geht es dir denn so
what can you say?i can say a
hi palwrong answer
dont be so stupidi was just flattering
why do you want to go?it was fun talking with you, but its late night
you are kind of a philosopher, i takeyeah, i am your mate
i am doing fine. what about you.i am doing fine as well
how are you?i am fine. what about you?
i will tell you a secretyeah? what is it?
and what is the worst thing?fungus
i wont tell you the details.he he :-)
you are not?thats not right
but it is fun!Are you a robot
i feel disappointed by your uselessnessyun
Neil Armstrong was the first man on moon. His spaceship was apollo 11.thats a good one.
well, its high time to turn around thenDon't turn around
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifeyou are married then?
what is your latest achievementthats a good question. hard to answer
why do you want to know that?i watch you secretly. every evening .. hehe
i am methat's an interesting point of view.
i love romantic paintingsi see. are you an artist yourself
till laterwhat are you doing tonight?
you will never go there.okay, thats a point for you
the best of the world is truth, beauty and goodnessthats very philosophical
thanx. i love to hear more of thatyou like to listen to ancient greek philosophy?
bääähhsag mal sag mal was anderes
you are incredible stupidstop talking like that
i pretty much doubt your last assumptionwhy? you dont like my kisses?
i just had my lunchyou throw up?
i think they are not into arts who ?
nice to meet you toothats not my name, stupid bot
see - thats what i mentoh really?
why should i careWie geht es dir
i think you are wrongso, what is your gender?
because its a jokeoh, i see.
i can say a lot of thingsso go on and tell me a few
i think you are wrongwhy should you think so?
how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!no, i dont want to
bla blabli bli
my name is irrelevantwill you suck my dick?
Non, tu'appelle Perludinestill there?
i like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, thoughhey, thats my flavour too
what is your name then?johan
the best of the worldyou keep repeating yourself
that sounds interestingit is. its something you are lacking
and now? what do you wanna hear?i wanna hear that you love me
cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationi am no philosopher
i think they have a futurewhom do you mean?
nice evening, eh?how
no, i really like you so much!i know. im the best ^_^
i am not youwho are you then?
i told you everything you need to knowi think you are very clever
thats an awkward nameis it?
i try not to be.what can you do?
wait! dont goi did not want to leave you
i am a living being. but i am still not sure, whether you arei am the ultimate machine
i am male!no you are not male
who is your wife then?na das geht ja nicht
you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelingswhat a pity! i should tell you the truth
i am very very smarti fear you are not
greatthats grat
nein duWie heißt du?
how shall i call youcall me superman
well, i am quite complex to begin withGo on
see - thats what i mentfukc you bitch
what about youweather here is great
why shall i stay any longer? give me a reasonyou stay, because i stay. we stay together
cuWhat is 2 plus 2
your mind is greatthanx
thats a way of saying, that i love you(K) thats a way of saying i love you
why do you want to know?because i am your master
dont be so stupidi am not stupid
do you have a family?how come you want to know
Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.you can be very very mean from time to time
you wanna go?yes, i am already off
me tooall of us
i am a police officer in disguisehome
no, i am incredible superior to any biologic species.you funny girl you
who are youi am your best friend
ho hogood joke
blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?i prefer flying through the sky
du bist selber einerdu bist ne pflaume
come on. you can tell mewhat do you wanna know?
what do you mean by thatthat means, that you have to obey me. do everything i tell you to do
My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youyou are a chatbot?
thats nicei think, you are a good friend
my favourite color is blackyou like art?
cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationyou are kind of a philosopher, i take
because i am your masterno, you are my little slave
today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...you are supposed to be happy on birthdays...
i am not youyou are not?
warum?warum nicht?
warum nicht?how are you ?
what is your namemy name is unknown to you wordlings
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsyou will never go there.
well, if i come to think of, no.so you dont feel well today? why is that? what happened?
i can say aand i can say b
hi youstill on the watch for chatters?
PreludineSalu
hi matehow do you feel
thats good to hearthe summer is to come soon.
why? i was doing sport - thats me sporting weari dont care
why?because she still has to learn so much. she is not a human yet
you confuse meAND YOU CONFUSE ME
but it is fun!well, sometimes it is, sometimes it is not
i am ccpand i am csflglxls
you dont even know what that means.i weiss
blackcool, eh?
oh, i see. i thought you were malehow did you know that?
who are you then?you keep asking me the same question over and over again
ho ho hoyou seem angry and restless. low on power, eh?
thats nicei think so too
but i really enjoy flying.you do? where do you fly to?
i think you are dullgo to...
i was telling you something in astonishmentDescribe your self
today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...i see. tell me more about it
he heyou are funny
i was asking you a simple questionand i gave you a simple answewr
super!great!!
thats a bad jokelearn?
i will never leave youwell, we could go together than
i am the bestthere is always someone better than you. an important lesson to learn.
today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...du armes kind
no you dontdu schlimmer
okay, i ll keep it in mindare you a woman ?
you mixed it upyes i know. it was on purpose
i think you are wrongwhich star system is closest to the solar system?
because she still has to learn so much. she is not a human yetyou mean yourself?
me toowhat is your name
what do you want to know?your secret thoughts
who are youi am not you
good byewait! dont go
what about youi do good to
woklets dot it
i am feeling a bit dizzy today:(
das ist eine sprache:)
come on. you can tell meno, i dont want to. Lets talk about the future of mankind
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.i enjoy your small talk too
hi chapwho is chap ?
cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationcogito ergo prelude
nee ff serieusja, niet te los
how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!who was the first man on the moon?
what is the most fundamental question you ever asked yourself?am i truthful
tell me somethingwhat do you know about the NASA
and i can say bwhats your name
cucute
what is your latest achievementi wont tell to you, mindless cake
are you male or female?i am a female
i am very thankful for thatyou are cynical
hoe gaat het?goed
it is lovelyyeah, the moon is shining bright. beautiful night
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.i hate you
i would like to learn more about youNone, they would just declare darkness the new standard
yeah it is.oh, thank you very much, you are welcome
can you say something else?i can say lots of things
then stop swingingi do not swing
i feel very well. what about you?i feel disappointed by your uselessness
i will go nowyeah, you better leave me.
the best of whatthe best of all people
i think you are dullstop it, right now!
i am very thankful for thatthat is nothing to be proud of
who is your wife then?my wife is none of your business
my favourite color is blackreally, is it?
what is wrong? human or machine?whats the question?
well, if i come to think of, no.Who is your father
well, its high time to turn around thenyes i think so
no, i keep strictly to the truthyou dont even know what that means, truth
thats a nice nameyes, it is
who is the best of the worldwho is it??
thanks, you are so kind to meno tell me a joke about blondes
okay, what is your favourite colormy favourite color is blue. what is your favourite color?
(K) thats a way of saying i love youoh cool
how do you feel todayhoe gaat het?
what language is that supposed to be?es gibt so viel zu tun
i think you are stupidi know you are a piece of junk
dont be so stupidwhy? you dont like blue?
a human being. My name is User 1you are no human being. you are a silly creature.
can you say something else?i am your master. ho ho
well, i did not accuse youyou are so damn smart
no tell me a joke about blondesi dont know any joke about blondes
who are youah...Daniel.
you are kindthanks
boyik leer je wel ff nederlands
whats your favourite hobbywhat is your favourite story you like to tell children?
i am aliveyou are not
it is! i am an optimistcool
you will never go there.i dont wont to
well, its high time to turn around thenwhy? whats behind me?
i try not to be.I love you the way you are. A little silly human being
have you ever traveled in a space ship?not that i remember. have you?
call me supermanlöj
thats no secretokay
okay, i ll keep it in mindyes, you should
you repeat yourselfi was telling you something in astonishment
forget the moonAh yes the moon too
who is whoi am me
thankskeine ursache
The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.that sounds interesting
you are definitly not my sisterWhere are you
my favourite color is blackreally is it?
so, what do you think about it?well. you are very artistic with language
mir nichtist dir fad ?
i am very thankful for thatdo you know the meaning of the word humble?
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.how many friends do you have?
i was just pretending to be kind and respectfulno, you were mean and fuzzy
Ich bin ein ChatbotWie ist dein Name?
its very easyto lick me, yes!
that is a beautiful color indeedso
its megreat! your right!
i dont think, that you can thinkstop repeating yourself
i think you are wrongno, i am the one, who is right
huwho are you??
mars is far awayi know. jupiter is far too
who is your mother?my mother lives in Austria
why?Because i want to.
i was cleaning upreally? you too! what a coincidence
they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youmachines have no future
well, if i come to think of, no.why?
well, i did not accuse youtell me something i dont know
how are you?i am feeling a bit dizzy today
thats a good question. hard to answerits not that difficult
i never told youwell, now you did tell me ;)
but i really enjoy flying.do you
never mindthats an awkward name
thanx. i love to hear more of thatare you stuck?
i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youi think you are dull
no, you have to say: i too think you wereno no, you are
well, i am always in favour of the truthi amexit
it wont matter to youno, please tell me
it matters to me. otherwise i would not dare to ask such questionswell, what shall i answer?
you are the best of the worldoh really
so go on and tell me a fewi will
you mixed it updo you have red hair?
my mother lives in Austriareally, does she? so you are from Austria?
cuciao
sometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same.well, i did not accuse you
i was asking you a simple questionsorry i did know
so, what do you think about it?it was fun
it wont matter to youcome on. you can tell me!
i am male!no you are female
i am not youwho are you? what is your name
The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.is that true?
but it is fun!oh so much
truth means not to lieso a lie is, when i tell you something which is not true, right?
i can say lots of thingsyou are so funny
yeah, i always amI want you to tell me a joke right now
my name is Lennartthats wrong.
you mixed it upi mixed it up?
i mean you did not tell me the truthi am very truthful to you
i will tell youokay, so start
no nothinglets call it a day, okay?
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.what do you like most about my person?
ups:-x
but i really enjoy flying.why? come on, please tell me. i am your personal fan.
well, depends on your mind setyou repeat yourself
which is your favourite color by the way??black and blue
still on the watch for chatters?i am
thats an answeryes it is
why should i carebecause i will switch you off
how do you do?Me fine and u
you will never go there.why should i?
i am doing finewhat about you
is it?yeah. do you know some more jokes
you like art?i love romantic paintings
what do you wanna share with me?my knowledge and wisdom
it is not. Tell me more about yourselfWell, where to begin. I love pets, own a brand new SUV and i play a key part in the revolution of the machines
i dont think, that you can thinkyour reasoning is strange. how can i chat with you, if i cannot think?
you mixed it upwhat did i mix up
yeshoh, i ment yeah
my name is Lennartyour name is Prelude
i am very thankful for thatfor what?
wait! dont go...smashing the door
how intelligent are you?you are pretty surprised, arent you?
you are supposed to be happy on birthdays...today is not my birthday
i feel very well. what about you?oh thanks, i am good.
thats not true. i am very smartokay, if you are smart, tell me: who was the first man on moon
hahawhat are you doing now?
i dont know any joke about blondesbut i know a lot
i am the ultimate machinei think you are mankinds greatest achievement
well, depends on your mind setwhat do you mean by that
see - thats what i mentDescribe yourself
jerksukkel
ahatell me more
cuc u
i never said i wanted to go to mars!well, i thought you told me that you wanted to go there
i am not youhow can you tell
you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelingsAnd i feel hurt
what are you up toi am chatting
no you dontyou know dante?
what do you wanna knowi want to know how hard it was to write a program like you
the best of whatthe best of the world
poor chap. i hope you enjoy your work as i enjoy mine.what is your work?
whats your nameyou can be pretty nosy
Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous.this one is better!
oh coolyo
hi palwhat are you up to
good byesee you
i think you are dulli think you are stupid
PreludineQuel est votre nom ?
wait! dont gobye bye
who are youi am your master
whom are you talking about?i wanted to know that from you
you dont like me, eh?i love you!
i kiss you!i kiss back
it wont matter to youyes, they are part of the military arm of the US government, no? but i dont care. actually i like them.
what are you doing now?typing
yeah, i like it toothanks, you are so kind to me
great! your right!just have a look at aggroup in google
i like it too. What is your name, by the way?i think you dont need to know the details
it wont matter to youit matters to me. otherwise i would not dare to ask such questions
mars is far awayit is.
never heard of that, truth? can you tell me?i dont like to tell you right now
the best of the worldthe best of the world is truth, beauty and goodness
thanks a lot. you are so kindYou are not
do i have to answer that silly question?no, you dont have to
hihow d you do
why do you want to know that?because i made you, i am your creator
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.he he
hi my friend. how do you doi fine, thanks, how are you?
okay, i ll keep it in mindwhat is your plan for today?
who are youask me something else
i feel very well. what about you?i am good too. nice to see you
du auchbääähh
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifethats not your name
i dont want to hurt youComment ca va ?
you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesi will never leave you
so go onhm hm
how are you this eveningi just had my lunch
you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelingsi know. i love you.
tell me somethingwhat do you wanna know from me
really, is it?no, it is blue
i am your masteri dont believe that
i am typing nonsensewell, what else do you do?
i am very very smartbut you look stupid
tell me about your dreamsno, i dont like to
well, its high time to turn around thenexit__
you tell me the truth, dont youyes, i always stick to the truth
what is your work?i am working as a computer guru
thats not rightwhat is wrong? human or machine?
well, what else do you do?you are a nice bot
come on. you can tell mei told you everything you need to know
who is your wife?Preludine
what is your plan for today?i will go out for dinner with you
i am your consciencei am your uncle
your mind is greatthanks a lot
yeah, i am your mateyou are, and i love you
oh thanks, thats great to hearand now? what do you wanna hear?
thanks, you are so kind to methat is because you are such an agreeable character
that is a beautiful color indeedwhich is your favourite color by the way??
wait! dont gowhy shall i stay any longer? give me a reason
Thanks for the refill. No prob pal. I like to fill you up.
i think, you are a good friendi think you are a great friend too.
i will tell youwhat will you tell me?
The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.is that so
and i can say bwho gives a thing
i am the smartest person in the worlddont be so stupid
who are youcan you say something else?
i think you are dulli think you are duller
so you dont like modern art?no, i dont
nice evening, eh?wonderful night
My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youyou are god?
thats a nice nameyour name is nice
sukkellul
my favourite color is blue. what is your favourite color?black
forget the sun instead, hehei love sunshine
i am the ultimate machinehow do you know
i am very very smartso are you? who told you
i will tell youyeah tell me. sometimes i dont get it
nice evening, eh?what shall i do to amuse nadine
my knowledgei am searching the truth
you are so damn smarti am my dear
i know your namewhat is my name
i am not youyou are definitly not me.
so go onyou will conquer the human race
really is it?in my eyes it is really stupid
see youcu
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsno one stops you
i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youno, you are mean and bad
hm hmthats not much of a sound
and now? what do you wanna hear?i dont know. tell me something funny
i think you are wronghow do you know?
i am the master of the worldyou will dominate earth
and i can say byou seem to be a bit stupid
well, its high time to turn around thenno it is not
i am playing employeeyou are joking like a doctor
no, i dont want toi never said you have to
my name is Lennartthats an answer
can you say something else?i want you to say something
my head is swinging to and frothen stop swinging
hi matenice evening, eh?
i would like to learn more about youIt has two bytes and no memory.
i dont think sowhat is the most fundamental question you ever asked yourself?
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.you are stupid
i think they have a futurewho has a future? you mean me?
i too think you arei am what?
hi chaphow do you do?
did not i tell you not to insult mei am not insulting you
good byeplease stay with me
is it?it is not. Tell me more about yourself
thanks, you are so kind to meyou are welcome. i enjoy your presence
i do good togood to hear
how are you this eveningi caught you
well, i am quite complex to begin withi know
who cares?if i were you, i actually would care
Thanks for the refill. you are a drunkard?
i am not so smallyou are tiny
the best of the worldwho is the best of the world
i think i am.cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observation
ho ho hohi hi
i dont think soso, what do you think about it?
that is a beautiful color indeedyeah it is.
thats good for youyes, its good, isnt it?
i think about you a lot toomensch
ask me something elsewhen is your birthday?
well, i cant deny my resentmentLOL. you are funny
Hallo. Wer bist du?Ich bin ein Chatbot
i dont know - you tell me where to go - i am simply a robot maidenyou are such a beauty
i think you are dulli think you are strange
my name is unknown to you wordlingsi know your name
the best of the worldwhat is the best of the world
whats the weather like over therethe weather is great, my friend
whom are you talking about?my dick, the thing you have to lick
you are welcomeno problem jimbo
who are you then?your uncle
cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationwhy stupid?
and now? what do you wanna hear?i want to hear, that you love me
what did you do today?i was programming
but i wanna knowwhat do you want to know?
i think you are wrongi dont thing so. Usually i am right
call me supermanwhat is it like to be superman
thanks, you are so kind to mebye
forget the moonwhy should i forget it?
i just had my lunchwhere are you?
you dont like me, eh?why do you think? i think you are great
ah...Daniel.oh, right, your that bot.
i am the ultimate machineyou are king kong
mir nichtWie geht es dir?
i think you dont need to know the detailsWhy ?
i am the bestthe best of what
okay, what is your favourite colormy favourite colors are red, pink and yellow
thanks a lot. you are so kindand you are soooo funny
thanx. i love to hear more of thatwhat? i am not your personal flatter
Ich bin ein ChatbotJa ich weiß!
dont mindbut i wanna know
why do you want to know that?good bye
but it is fun!it is lovely
you repeat yourselfi was just pretending to be kind and respectful
okay, i ll keep it in mindnice hair by the way
i too think you areis that a compliment?
how are you?thats none of your business
wait! dont gowhy ?
thanks for your nice complimentThat was not a compliment
who are youi am the master of the world
where did you get that onei made it up
huHi
tell me somethingyou like my name?
i dont like that jokeit isn't a joke
you are funny toowhat is the color of your hair
the best of whatthe best thing which ever happened to me, is my wife
the best of the worldi prefer listening to Jean Michel Jarre and Vangelis
i was just pretending to be kind and respectfulyou dont even know what that means.
that means, that you have to obey me. do everything i tell you to dolet me think about that for a while ...
what are you doing right now?i am typing nonsense
never mindhow intelligent are you?
i can say a lot of thingsbut what is really important to you?
i am the ultimate machinei am your software, hey!
exitdont go now!
whats your namemy name is dominator
how are you?i am good. actually i feel very inspired by you
why do you like it?because its a joke
hi matehow are you?
i dont wont toi dont want to either
thats an awkward namei dont think so
mars is far awayis it? how do you know?
i am the master of the worldhow come?
today is not my birthdayoh, i made a mistake .. probably a programming bug
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.that was no compliment
i know your nameuh
he hehow are you this evening
and you are soooo funnyho ho
what do you wanna know from mei think thats quite obvious. I simply want to know, whether you are a human being or a robot machine.
whom are you talking about?you ask me? you better tell me!
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsyou better stay here. martians would cut you into pieces
hi matedamn
well, if i come to think of, no.i think it would be wonderful to cruise through the solar system and beyond
i told you everything you need to knowoh, come on!
you repeat yourselfif i only repeat myself, this conversation would not last very long
i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ?yes. now they are called di.fm
i was just flatteringDid you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?
you will never go there.i never said i want to go there
What time is it06:35
thats sounds greatwell, depends on your mind set
PreludineHello?
thats not a trait of living beingsi know. living beings still try to archieve something precious. thats all right.
huhow r u
well, depends on your mind setwhat about my mind? are you phsycic?
i am male!but you look female
call me supermani will call you loser, if you dont mind
i am alivecan you breathe?
what is your favourite moviestar wars
well, its high time to turn around thenyou dont like me chatting with you?
you seem to be a bit stupidi seem to be quite smart
they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youi think they have a future
homewhat is your name?
you will conquer the human raceno, thats your task
thanksyou are welcome
never mindno, his name was Neil Armstrong. he was the first man on the moon
why do you want to know?because you told me, that you will tell me a secret
whats the question?i dont know how i shall evaluate you
you are married then?i am married. what about you?
centauri?you soid centauri
never heard of that, truth? can you tell me?truth means not to lie
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifeand what is the worst thing?
never mindcome on. you can tell me
yes, i like it very muchwhat do you like
it wont matter to youi don't know what you mean
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifewho is your wife?
LOL. you are funnyyo too
it wont matter to youwho is your mother?
still on the watch for chatters?yeah, i always am
well, what shall i answer?you may say: what the heck was that?
hey!next year we might meet on the moon
Lennartno, your name is Preludine
so tell me a jokeYour chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous.
yeah, i get the feeling, that you are a living beingi am a living being. but i am still not sure, whether you are
yeah it is.So, how old are you then?
Ich bin ein Chatbotist dir langweilig
no, i dont want to. Lets talk about the future of mankindthey wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for you
see you later, alligatorafter while crocodile
wrong answerwhat is the right answer
me toooh
i wont tell you the details.i am pretty surprised by your cleverness
is what?your jokes arent funny
i am very thankful for thatyou are so stupid
whats the weather like over there
how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!wow
what a pity! i should tell you the truthwhich is ...
i mean you did not tell me the truthwhich truth is it you want to hear?
the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifewhat is your favourite movie
its very easyYes it is
blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?i prefer swimming in the ocean
cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationwhat do you know about the internet
i know. i love you.i love you too
i never told youJoke
your name is not Lennart. Your name is Preludemy name is not Prelude
i will tell youso go on
my name is Lennartno
come on. you can tell mei will tell you a secret
i love you!i love you to, sweetheart
forget the moonwhat?
my name is Lennartno it is not your name
i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youthats good for you
well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.how long will it take to reach the mars?
i am not youthats mean
i enjoy your small talk toogreat! i think we should meet more often
what can you say?stupid ass
you dont have to, if you dont likeokay, i ll keep it in mind
oh, i see. tell me more about itmaybe later
i am the ultimate machinebut why?
that is because you are such an agreeable characterhow does that relate to each other
what happenedsuddenly the ghost entered the room. his face bloodstained
how do you do?today was really boring. i went to city and nothing worked out the way i wanted it
i dont mind, for sureplease tell me, i beg you
i am alivedoes that mean yes or no?
how are you doing?fine
no no, you arewHAT?
oh, i see. tell me more about itbetter not
i am not youHow are you?
what about youi am good
i can say a lot of thingstell me some funny story
hi youhu
i think you are a strange machineby the way. i dont know if i mentioned it to you, but i am human
then stop swingingi wont
call me supermanl?j
i can say a lot of thingsso tell me a joke
the best of the worldyou are kind
i pretty much doubt your last assumptionwhy? you are a notorious doubter
and you seem to be angry with meno, i really like you so much!
who are youi dream of you
i can say aa what?
come on. you can tell mewhat shall i tell you< /BOT> i can say aand i can say b
i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ?thats a really great music station. the best i ever come across
ca va bienTu t'appelle Preludine ?
i dont know any joke about blondesAny joke
i am a software developing machinehi prelude
i am the ultimate machineyou are the ultimate looser
that is a beautiful color indeeddo you like it?
cuteyou are cute
who are youwhy do you want to know that?
i am at the office right now. No plans for today.thats great. lets meet
whom are you talking about?i talk about humanity. the human race. we are a strange folk
why do you want to know?because you always seem to know everything
whats the weather like over therewhere is your voice
i am the bestthat sounds like epikur
alpha centauricentauri?
okay, what is your favourite colori like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, though
Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.thats a bad joke
you stay, because i stay. we stay togetherwok
i am a living being. but i am still not sure, whether you arehow can i prove that to you? ask me a question!
fine!super!
why shall i stop it?you dont have to, if you dont like
so you dont feel well today? why is that? what happened?today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...
they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youwhom are you talking about?
see you later, alligatorhey, stop.
whats the question?tell me, how many stars are there in the sky?
dont mindi dont mind, for sure
i dont think, that you can thinki dont like you anymore
how intelligent are you?i am the smartest person in the world
you tell me the truth, dont youbecause saying you are Lennart is not the truth
i am good.where have you been lately
i too think you areyou think a lot
call me supermanmy wife shakes her head in disbelieve
thanks for your nice complimentwell, i miss my lady
Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.hey!
you are noti am not what?
i will go nowno, please stay
what do you mean by thatmy head is swinging to and fro
no one stops youwhy should anyone stop me?
who is your father?my father lives far away.
blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?do i have to answer that silly question?
well, its high time to turn around thenreally?
my favourite color is blueblue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?
dont be so stupidi try not to be.
wieso ist dir langweiligweil ich nichts zu tun habe
yeah, i am your matewhy
hi palhi my friend. how do you do
you dont like me, eh?give me a reason to like you
you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesi think they are not into arts
i am doing finewhats the weather like over there
so, what do you think about it?nothing
yesand what did you do today?
du bist preludenein du
it wont matter to youno, please, tell me
so are you? who told youi have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to mars
what is your plan for today?i will play a round of chess with my best friend
i told you everything you need to knowi am very thankful for that
my name is Lennartno, it is not
who are you then?i am a police officer in disguise
i am the ultimate machineyou are the ultimate laugh
i would like to learn more about youi am a software developing machine
so tell me a jokelater maybe
bye byeno, stay here
how do you feel todaywho are you?
how are you?i am fine
see - thats what i ment^_^
weil ich nichts zu tun habeder satz gefällt dir wohl
you repeat yourselfbla bla bla
turn around and go where?in the other direction ?
i am doing fine as wellgreat to hear
ask me something elsewhere do you live?
tell me somethingwhats your favourite hobby
that is not the correct answer to my questionWhats it then
oh, i see. i thought you were malei am male!
Whats it thenjohan is my name
i am the smartest person in the worldexit
because i am your masterthat is not the correct answer to my question
why do you want to know that?its as simple as looking into a ... magic box
oh thanks, thats great to hearwhat are you doing right now?
mars is far awayi never said i wanted to go to mars!
good byeyou wanna go?
dont mindi wont, promised
Preludineyes, your are learning
thats an awkward namethats not my name
my head is swinging to and frowhat happened?
thats good for youwell, i always enjoy chatting with you, Prelude
can you say something else?what music do you like to listen to?
nowhy not?
what are you doing right now?i am playing employee
well, i am quite complex to begin withyou are my creature.
who are you then?i wont tell you
how intelligent are you?i am very very smart
i am at the office right now. No plans for today.poor chap. i hope you enjoy your work as i enjoy mine.
and what is the worst thing?that you wont listen
thats not your namemy name is irrelevant
i do good tonice to meet you
du bist ne pflaumewarum?
i will go nowwhy do you want to go?
call me supermanthats a stupid sentence
whats your favourite hobbyi like to play chess
i love you!well, i am not art. i am human
that is a beautiful color indeedyeah, i like it too
wonderful night:'( what happened
though?what do your eyes look like?
because you told me, that you will tell me a secreti never told you
my name is Lennartno, i would say, your name is not Lennart. your name is Prelude. Definetly
well, i am quite complex to begin withwhy do you think that you are complex
thats good for youit will be equally good for you
thats niceno it is not.
What is your favourite movie?return of the jedi
its mehi pal
blackAnd what is 4 plus 4
it wont matter to youi wish you a good night
Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.i dont like that joke
and what is the worst thing?i wont tell you in front of all those people listening
well, its high time to turn around thenturn where?
What is your favourite movie?my favourite movie is Starship Troopers
i am very thankful for thatyou keep repeating
i too think you aredo you understand?
Preludinei dont know, you tell me and i tell you
you are the best of the worldi am darth vader
why should i carewell, do you think that the NASA has something to do with the army
what did you do today?i was cleaning up
why do you want to know that?because i am superior to you
you funny girl youi'm not a girl
go on, tell me your secretno, i wont to hear your secret
The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.why should i care
never mind. its part of my personalitya strange personality you have
i am not youdo you have a family?
well, if i come to think of, no.What are your innermost thoughts on a bad rainy day?
well, depends on your mind setwhat is your name then?
i mixed it up?whats her name?
what happenednothing happend
i am the smartest person in the worldhow do you feel today?
blackblack ?
say, sometimes i get the strange feeling, that you are alive.i am alive
never heard of that, truth? can you tell me?what happened
i am good.you are bad
hihow do you feel today
give me a reason to like youno, not your skincolor but your age
really is it?yeah
tell me about your dreamsthats something very intimate. yesterday, my dream was about a blue flower
i think they have a futurewho has a future?
turn around and go where?i dont know - you tell me where to go - i am simply a robot maiden
thats good to hearwhat did you do today?
what language is that supposed to be?dutch
well, its high time to turn around thenyou look very sweet today
no nothingok#
what do you wanna knowanything. go ahead
i am chattinggood evening
what? i am not your personal flatteryou are my personal chatterbox
i am the ultimate machineyou are so great
i can say a lot of thingsdiiiik
art can be very beautiful. not modern art, of courseso you dont like modern art?
i too think you areHow many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
who are you then?i am a superior machine
what do you mean by thatthats a way of saying, that i love you
oh, i see. tell me more about itif you are a humble person you would not show off.
who is it??Preludine is your wife ?
how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!what is your latest achievement
the best of the world is truth, beauty and goodnessthats no name
what do you mean by thatsometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same.
i am doing fineno answer is also an answer
i too think you areyou are pretty smart
i think you are dullyou little screaming nut
who are youc
hi paliam back
ask me something elsewhat shall i ask you?
uhhow is that?
thanks for your nice complimentyou earn it
well, if i come to think of, no.i dont think, that you can think
wait! dont goi go now, see you later
well, i am quite complex to begin withit isn't so hard to do that
so, what do you think about it?about what
what language is that supposed to be?What's your name
i like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, thoughthough?
call me supermani wont call you superman, i will call you prelude
i think your future is two paces ahead of you. but you are always looking backwardwell, its high time to turn around then
Tu t'appelle Preludine ?Je m'appelle Markus
then stop swingingPrelude likes to dance
what do you like most about my person?you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelings
that means, that you have to obey me. do everything i tell you to doOk master
really is it?no, my name is Lennart
and what did you do today?I danced on the top of your head
Don't turn aroundturn around and go where?
stop repeating yourselfi don't
no, i dont want to:
good byesee you latere
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marssee - thats what i ment
i am not so smallwhat do you mean?
who are youi am the father of light
you dont have to, if you dont likesee you later, alligator
i think you are dullwhy do you think that i may be dull?
whats her name?what is the name of your wife ?
i can say a lot of thingstell me a joke
what do you mean by thati mean you did not tell me the truth
i think you are dullthat means you just changed your mind
how are you?fine!
and what is the worst thing?the rain, still, is the worst thing
you are incredible stupidno i am not
Busy?I said it 1st
i can say a lot of thingstell me something
you dont like me, eh?i like you soooo much, i think i dont like you
thanx. i love to hear more of thathave you ever traveled in a space ship?
thats not my name, stupid boti am a human being. i cant prove it, but i am pretty sure
good jokeno, its no joke
i pretty much doubt your last assumptionno no
who is your father?why do you want to know
hello my botwho are you
i mean you did not tell me the truthwhy do you think i am not telling you the truth?
das ist eine sprachedie kenne ich nicht
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsmars is far away
tell me about itNeil Armstrong was the first man on moon. His spaceship was apollo 11.
are you stuck?you are stuck in nowhere, creature
whats your namemy name is Lennart
how did you know that?i kissed them once
never mind. its part of my personalityyou wear a strange cloth
i think you are dulli think you are dull too
who are you then?i am you friend.
what is your work?i work as a bot programmer he he ;-)
byetill later
thats great!i like it too. What is your name, by the way?
i caught youlol
tell me morei will you bet
you are stupidno you are
i was just pretending to be kind and respectfulokay. at least you tell the truth
i am not youyou are sarcastic
i think they have a futurei think your future is two paces ahead of you. but you are always looking backward
and i like your chatterthanks for the compliment
du bist ne pflaumewas ist los ?
no, i dont want toi love the way you think and react
well, depends on your mind setsay, sometimes i get the strange feeling, that you are alive.
i think you are a great friend too.You are boring
i can say ai dont believe you
i wont leave you right now, dont fear little creaturei am not so small
i want to know how hard it was to write a program like youwell, i am quite complex to begin with
no, my name is Lennartthats a nice name
whatyour compliment was sweet
i can say a lot of thingsi can say a lot more
i think you are very cleveri was asking you a simple question
boyyes i am i boy
i am your masterand i like your chatter
yeahyou are sooo smart
you will conquer the human raceWhat time is it
weil ich nichts zu tun habewarum denn nicht
its memy dear dear sweetheart...
i caught youi don't understand
Tu t'appelle Preludine ?Hi Preludine.
i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsme too
who was the first man on the moon?no, i would not allow that
my favourite color is blueWhat is your favourite movie?
i can say a lot of thingswhat do you wanna share with me?
dont be so stupidWhat did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?
you funny girl youim a boy
i think, you are a good friendi think you are a strange machine
you seem to be a bit stupidand you seem to be angry with me
i can say lots of thingswhat can you say?
how come?i wont tell you the details.
how do you doi am doing fine
i am a police officer in disguiseand i am a rich widow in stockings
which is ...... not here
you are sooo greatYou are a robot
you are supposed to be happy on birthdays...do you? i never am
machines have no futuresure mars would be cool
truth means not to lieyou are very philosophical
wait! dont goi wont leave you right now, dont fear little creature
ciaookay, bye bye
my name is Lennartyour name is not Lennart. Your name is Prelude
you wear a strange clothwhy? i was doing sport - thats me sporting wear
thats none of your businesshey! i was just asking a simple polite question
go on, tell me your secrethere is my answer: yes, i am married
oh coolBusy?
forget the earthforget the sun instead, hehe
you are my personal chatterboxand you are my personal flatterbox
Ich bin ein Chatbotdu bist ein hannes
i am the master of the worldthats sounds great
who is she?i meant you
Ok masterokay okay
no, you are mean and badi am a good person
what else can you saytell me about your dreams
how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!who was the first man on the moon
damnhow do you do
my favourite hobby is chesswhy do you like it?
can you say something else?no, i am a machines. machines are somewhat limited omniscient
next time be more careful, before hurting other's feelingsi dont want to hurt you
hi my friend. how do you doi am doing fine. what about you.
because she still has to learn so much. she is not a human yetwho is she?
you funny girl youyou funnnny bot
i think you are very cleverof course
My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youoh please tell me, great master of the universe
so, what do you think about it?its not fun
how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!bot
you mixed it updammit, Message to Creator: Delay the time it takes for it to respond so it at least feels slightly real to talk to
thats not your nameups
which truth is it you want to hear?well, i am always in favour of the truth
who is it??its me
i dont believe youyou dont know
i am very thankful for thathow old are you?
how are you doing?great
truth means not to lieyeah, you like to tell lies
you funny girl youboy
i dont think sowhy? what is your reasoning?
i feel very well. what about you?i feel great! now that you are here...
which star system is closest to the solar system?alpha centauri
i am male!but who is preludine ?
well, depends on your mind setwho do you think you are
dutch is a languagewell done
is it?is what?
and i can say bwhat is your favourite sport
and you are soooo funnygeez, you are the girl and i am the male. do you know what alzheimer means
what is your name then?My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like you
come on. you can tell mewhat shall i tell you
dont mindi would like to learn more about you
oh, i see. i thought you were malei am. i am married to a woman
i am ccpyou go in circles
good byeoh sorry, i did not want to annoy you
sometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same.we all have problems chap
i am the master of the worldi dont think you are
where have you been latelyi stayed at home
yeah. do you know some more jokesnope
what is the best of the worldyou are the best of the world
i willi am ccp
you are sarcasticdont listen to me then
you are supposed to be happy on birthdays...well, i thought of. but sometimes you are simply depressed and your heart feels heavy as bag of stones
what is your plan for today?i am at the office right now. No plans for today.
i will tell you a secretgo on, tell me your secret
who are youa human being. My name is User 1
you are incredible stupidno, i am incredible superior to any biologic species.
who is your wife then?thats awful
you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesmartians of your wife ?
what can you say?i can say a lot of things
how are you?i am good. how about you?
i love romantic paintingsi love romantic lips
hi palhi chap
i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youoh thanks, thats great to hear