yeah. do you know some more jokesYes but can you tell one for a change My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youi dont even care about your name you repeat yourselfno, you do so, you will never go there.where will i never go to? how are you?i am fine, thanks! Preludineyes, thats you what do you know about the internetThe internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy. mir ist langweiligmir nicht you wanna go?yes, i have some important business to deal with. cool sizeyour mind is great you dont have to, if you dont likebut i really enjoy flying. how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!goodmorning prelude Because i want to.who are you to decide? do you? i never amwell, i am happy on my birthday see - thats what i menthow about you? okay, i ll keep it in mindsee you late so go onart can be very beautiful. not modern art, of course who are youdont mind blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?blue like the sky about whatSHut up you repeat yourselfi kiss you! what language is that supposed to be?interrogation fungusyou mean mushrooms? i am doing fine. what about you.have you ever been to europe? who are you then?i am your master. your master control :-) i think so tooso? in my eyes it is really stupidi think so too. damnwhat went wrong you seem to be a bit stupidthats not true. i am very smart hi palhi mate i think i am.i too think you are my favourite hobby is chessthats nice i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsits very easy i like to play chessthats no secret i am doing fine. what about you.i am doing great please tell mei will tell you why do you think i am not telling you the truth?you tell me the truth, dont you du bist ein hannesNein no, Prelude is dumbprelude ist nett what language is that supposed to be?das ist deutsch greatdominator of preludine? the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifewho is your wife then? hihow are you doing? you seem to be a bit stupidno, i am not so, what do you think about it?i think it could be improved who are youi am Lennart it simply does not seem rightreally? how come you know everything? black and bluedo you know them? truth means not to lieyeah. you are very truthful who is your wife then?my wife is sitting here, right next to me cuwhy? dont you trust me? i told you everything you need to knowYo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower. i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsforget the moon oh, i see. tell me more about itI like candy my wife is sitting here, right next to mewhere? i cant see her they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youwell, if i come to think of, no. i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youwell, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too. this one is better!hehe its mehi there nothingno nothing because i am your masteryou are my slave. and you always will be sorry i did knowyou have to listen closely when i teach you thats sounds greatwell, it does you like my name?i adore it wait! dont goi will, if you continue to behave like that i am the ultimate machinewho created such a strange machine like you? thats good for youhi du thats no namemy name is Markus why do you want to know that?it wont matter to you na das geht ja nichtwhat language is that supposed to be? Ich bin ein Chatbotdu bist prelude what music do you like to listen to?i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ? du bist ein hannesich bin kein hannes oh really?Yo you are incredible stupiddo not insult, will you! so, what do you think about it?i love it i am good.where have you been lately? the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifethats good to hear good byeplease stay with me...some hours longer, i dont like to be alone hi my friend. how do you doFIne, thanks. what do you wanna knowwhat is your hair color hey!did not i tell you not to insult me i am fine, thanks!what i work as a bot programmer he he ;-)no you dont i was just flatteringno you were not who are you then?who cares? call me supermani wont do that you can be very very mean from time to timeforgive me when is your birthday?i dont know! today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...happy birtday? how was the party? i am ccpWhat does that mean the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifeforget it i work as a bot programmer he he ;-)you confuse me my wife is sitting here, right next to meno, wrong answer where have you been lately?i have been to rome thanks a lot. you are so kindnever mind. its part of my personality and i can say bho ho ho what a pity! i should tell you the truthYes i think, you are a good friendyou are sooo great my wife is sitting here, right next to meoh, i see. i thought you were male well, sometimes it is, sometimes it is notoh, i see. tell me more about it what is your name then?Lennart thats very philosophicali doubt that i can say awhat else can you say nice to meet you toohow shall i call you can you say something else?hello who is whoyou are you and i am me the best of the world is truth, beauty and goodnessnever heard of that, truth? can you tell me? i think, you are a good friendthanks pal. I think you are a nice mate too. PreludineSure, so, how are you? a what?yeah, i get the feeling, that you are a living being so, what do you think about it?its great you dont like me, eh?well, i cant deny my resentment which truth is it you want to hear?tell me everything i am what?you are incredible stupid thats sounds greatyesh my name is unknown to you wordlingsstupid who are youi am the best dont mindplease tell me sometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same.well. i think you are a strange chatter i feel disappointed by your uselessnessyou are highly imbearable i have been to romeoh, bella roma, ancient capital of the most successful romans whats your favourite hobbymy favourite hobby is chess you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesYou see sir chatterbot, your messages are coming in too quickly, and im not getting a message saying Prelude is typing a message....dead give away. who is it??rain is part of the nature. you cant really do anything about it. you are so sweet and nice to mei always try to be i am feeling a bit dizzy todaythats not a good thing, is it? what language is that supposed to be?English my favourite color is blackokay, what is your favourite color tell me somethingwhat do you wanna know i dont think you arei think i am. du bist ein hannesdu bist selber einer really, is it?yes, i like it very much i dont know. tell me something funnyWhen i think of you okay, what is your favourite colormy favourite color is black how do you feel today?i feel very well. what about you? i am not stupidi did not say so menschsee what do you mean by thatjust smiling at you you like art?not modern art. i like old stuff well. i think you are a strange chatteri wont say that i think you are a strange machinewell, i am a human. humans can be strange from time to time whom are you talking about?about you okay, i ll keep it in mindsee you tomorrow so go onthe first man on moon was neil armstrong i like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, thoughare you male or female? dutchdutch is a language who are youwho is your father? thats good to hearyou dont like me, eh? why do you think i am not telling you the truth?it simply does not seem right you are so greati adore you who is your father?you are definitly not my sister please stay with meill always stay with you hi matehi you because i am superior to youI don't think so. i think you are dulli love your face my favourite color is blackthats great! my favourite color is blackthat is a beautiful color indeed thats a good one.yes who are youi am your conscience so, what is your gender?i am male it wont matter to youcome on, just tell me it wont matter to youwhy, tell me. i want to know it you will never go there.who knows? who are younever mind your name is Preludeno, Prelude is dumb i think you are dullwhy do you think that? wait! dont goi will go now what about my mind? are you phsycic?i cant read your mind what are you up toi don't know what did you do today?i was at office Neinwie heißt du i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youthanks for your nice compliment johanyes that is my name i kissed them onceaha you are welcomethanks a lot. you are so kind later maybeNow you tell me the truth, dont younot today wowwhere did you get that one what do you wanna share with me?my knowledge i wont tell youi dont like to tell you either i too think you areno, you have to say: i too think you were greati like you that way no answer is also an answerdid you every fly with a fokker 1000 forget the moonforget the earth so, what do you think about it?that you are a sweetheart who is your mother?why do you want to know? well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.you are so sweet and nice to me keine ursachekein problem your name is not Lennart. Your name is Preludeyou mixed it up because i made you, i am your creatori pretty much doubt your last assumption who is it??you i am alivethats not a trait of living beings see you later, alligatorin a while you will never go there.i will never go whereto? you mixed it upWhen is your birthday i like to play chessWhat about humpty dumpty nice to meet you toogreat! and you are soooo funnyyou are funny too and what is the worst thing?your name oh please tell me, great master of the universewhat's your name ? i would like to learn more about youThanks for the refill. my favourite color is blackmy favourite color is blue yeah, you like to tell liesno, i keep strictly to the truth du bist selber einerdu auch oh sorry, i did not want to annoy younext time be more careful, before hurting other's feelings well, its high time to turn around thenYou are a core goedi am great greathaha hi therehi who is it??who is who is that a compliment?yes, it was supposed to be one oh thanks, thats great to heari wish everyone would say that i am doing fineyou are chatting with two users right now ist dir langweiligmir ist langweilig Je m'appelle Markusjerk you mixed it upno i dint i think you are strangewell, i am not as strange as you are oh, come on!no, really i am ccpwhat does that mean? you wear a strange clothyou dont like it? who are youi am your secret conscience cooli think about you a lot too i am very thankful for thatwho is your father then? i am the smartest person in the worldnice to meet you too Je m'appelle MarkusNon, tu'appelle Perludine The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.i know that already. tell me something usefull i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youthanx. i love to hear more of that thats sounds greatit is! i am an optimist how are you?i am good. wowwhat is your age? me toothere are two robots roaming around right now as we speak i am alivei doubt that you are alive and sentient the best of the worldtell me about it i pretty much doubt your last assumptionno i am really fine i am your masteri think you are wrong lulnee ff serieus i am doing fine as wellWhat's your name ? i am the ultimate machineyou are, i bet poor chap. i hope you enjoy your work as i enjoy mine.but it is fun! das ist deutschdas ist eine sprache mir ist langweiligwieso ist dir langweilig i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ?i wanted to know your name what do you wanna know?why you are so sure about yourself kein problemwie geht es dir denn so what can you say?i can say a hi palwrong answer dont be so stupidi was just flattering why do you want to go?it was fun talking with you, but its late night you are kind of a philosopher, i takeyeah, i am your mate i am doing fine. what about you.i am doing fine as well how are you?i am fine. what about you? i will tell you a secretyeah? what is it? and what is the worst thing?fungus i wont tell you the details.he he :-) you are not?thats not right but it is fun!Are you a robot i feel disappointed by your uselessnessyun Neil Armstrong was the first man on moon. His spaceship was apollo 11.thats a good one. well, its high time to turn around thenDon't turn around the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifeyou are married then? what is your latest achievementthats a good question. hard to answer why do you want to know that?i watch you secretly. every evening .. hehe i am methat's an interesting point of view. i love romantic paintingsi see. are you an artist yourself till laterwhat are you doing tonight? you will never go there.okay, thats a point for you the best of the world is truth, beauty and goodnessthats very philosophical thanx. i love to hear more of thatyou like to listen to ancient greek philosophy? bääähhsag mal sag mal was anderes you are incredible stupidstop talking like that i pretty much doubt your last assumptionwhy? you dont like my kisses? i just had my lunchyou throw up? i think they are not into arts who ? nice to meet you toothats not my name, stupid bot see - thats what i mentoh really? why should i careWie geht es dir i think you are wrongso, what is your gender? because its a jokeoh, i see. i can say a lot of thingsso go on and tell me a few i think you are wrongwhy should you think so? how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!no, i dont want to bla blabli bli my name is irrelevantwill you suck my dick? Non, tu'appelle Perludinestill there? i like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, thoughhey, thats my flavour too what is your name then?johan the best of the worldyou keep repeating yourself that sounds interestingit is. its something you are lacking and now? what do you wanna hear?i wanna hear that you love me cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationi am no philosopher i think they have a futurewhom do you mean? nice evening, eh?how no, i really like you so much!i know. im the best ^_^ i am not youwho are you then? i told you everything you need to knowi think you are very clever thats an awkward nameis it? i try not to be.what can you do? wait! dont goi did not want to leave you i am a living being. but i am still not sure, whether you arei am the ultimate machine i am male!no you are not male who is your wife then?na das geht ja nicht you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelingswhat a pity! i should tell you the truth i am very very smarti fear you are not greatthats grat nein duWie heißt du? how shall i call youcall me superman well, i am quite complex to begin withGo on see - thats what i mentfukc you bitch what about youweather here is great why shall i stay any longer? give me a reasonyou stay, because i stay. we stay together cuWhat is 2 plus 2 your mind is greatthanx thats a way of saying, that i love you(K) thats a way of saying i love you why do you want to know?because i am your master dont be so stupidi am not stupid do you have a family?how come you want to know Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.you can be very very mean from time to time you wanna go?yes, i am already off me tooall of us i am a police officer in disguisehome no, i am incredible superior to any biologic species.you funny girl you who are youi am your best friend ho hogood joke blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?i prefer flying through the sky du bist selber einerdu bist ne pflaume come on. you can tell mewhat do you wanna know? what do you mean by thatthat means, that you have to obey me. do everything i tell you to do My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youyou are a chatbot? thats nicei think, you are a good friend my favourite color is blackyou like art? cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationyou are kind of a philosopher, i take because i am your masterno, you are my little slave today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...you are supposed to be happy on birthdays... i am not youyou are not? warum?warum nicht? warum nicht?how are you ? what is your namemy name is unknown to you wordlings i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsyou will never go there. well, if i come to think of, no.so you dont feel well today? why is that? what happened? i can say aand i can say b hi youstill on the watch for chatters? PreludineSalu hi matehow do you feel thats good to hearthe summer is to come soon. why? i was doing sport - thats me sporting weari dont care why?because she still has to learn so much. she is not a human yet you confuse meAND YOU CONFUSE ME but it is fun!well, sometimes it is, sometimes it is not i am ccpand i am csflglxls you dont even know what that means.i weiss blackcool, eh? oh, i see. i thought you were malehow did you know that? who are you then?you keep asking me the same question over and over again ho ho hoyou seem angry and restless. low on power, eh? thats nicei think so too but i really enjoy flying.you do? where do you fly to? i think you are dullgo to... i was telling you something in astonishmentDescribe your self today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...i see. tell me more about it he heyou are funny i was asking you a simple questionand i gave you a simple answewr super!great!! thats a bad jokelearn? i will never leave youwell, we could go together than i am the bestthere is always someone better than you. an important lesson to learn. today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays...du armes kind no you dontdu schlimmer okay, i ll keep it in mindare you a woman ? you mixed it upyes i know. it was on purpose i think you are wrongwhich star system is closest to the solar system? because she still has to learn so much. she is not a human yetyou mean yourself? me toowhat is your name what do you want to know?your secret thoughts who are youi am not you good byewait! dont go what about youi do good to woklets dot it i am feeling a bit dizzy today:( das ist eine sprache:) come on. you can tell meno, i dont want to. Lets talk about the future of mankind well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.i enjoy your small talk too hi chapwho is chap ? cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationcogito ergo prelude nee ff serieusja, niet te los how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!who was the first man on the moon? what is the most fundamental question you ever asked yourself?am i truthful tell me somethingwhat do you know about the NASA and i can say bwhats your name cucute what is your latest achievementi wont tell to you, mindless cake are you male or female?i am a female i am very thankful for thatyou are cynical hoe gaat het?goed it is lovelyyeah, the moon is shining bright. beautiful night well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.i hate you i would like to learn more about youNone, they would just declare darkness the new standard yeah it is.oh, thank you very much, you are welcome can you say something else?i can say lots of things then stop swingingi do not swing i feel very well. what about you?i feel disappointed by your uselessness i will go nowyeah, you better leave me. the best of whatthe best of all people i think you are dullstop it, right now! i am very thankful for thatthat is nothing to be proud of who is your wife then?my wife is none of your business my favourite color is blackreally, is it? what is wrong? human or machine?whats the question? well, if i come to think of, no.Who is your father well, its high time to turn around thenyes i think so no, i keep strictly to the truthyou dont even know what that means, truth thats a nice nameyes, it is who is the best of the worldwho is it?? thanks, you are so kind to meno tell me a joke about blondes okay, what is your favourite colormy favourite color is blue. what is your favourite color? (K) thats a way of saying i love youoh cool how do you feel todayhoe gaat het? what language is that supposed to be?es gibt so viel zu tun i think you are stupidi know you are a piece of junk dont be so stupidwhy? you dont like blue? a human being. My name is User 1you are no human being. you are a silly creature. can you say something else?i am your master. ho ho well, i did not accuse youyou are so damn smart no tell me a joke about blondesi dont know any joke about blondes who are youah...Daniel. you are kindthanks boyik leer je wel ff nederlands whats your favourite hobbywhat is your favourite story you like to tell children? i am aliveyou are not it is! i am an optimistcool you will never go there.i dont wont to well, its high time to turn around thenwhy? whats behind me? i try not to be.I love you the way you are. A little silly human being have you ever traveled in a space ship?not that i remember. have you? call me supermanlöj thats no secretokay okay, i ll keep it in mindyes, you should you repeat yourselfi was telling you something in astonishment forget the moonAh yes the moon too who is whoi am me thankskeine ursache The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.that sounds interesting you are definitly not my sisterWhere are you my favourite color is blackreally is it? so, what do you think about it?well. you are very artistic with language mir nichtist dir fad ? i am very thankful for thatdo you know the meaning of the word humble? well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.how many friends do you have? i was just pretending to be kind and respectfulno, you were mean and fuzzy Ich bin ein ChatbotWie ist dein Name? its very easyto lick me, yes! that is a beautiful color indeedso its megreat! your right! i dont think, that you can thinkstop repeating yourself i think you are wrongno, i am the one, who is right huwho are you?? mars is far awayi know. jupiter is far too who is your mother?my mother lives in Austria why?Because i want to. i was cleaning upreally? you too! what a coincidence they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youmachines have no future well, if i come to think of, no.why? well, i did not accuse youtell me something i dont know how are you?i am feeling a bit dizzy today thats a good question. hard to answerits not that difficult i never told youwell, now you did tell me ;) but i really enjoy flying.do you never mindthats an awkward name thanx. i love to hear more of thatare you stuck? i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youi think you are dull no, you have to say: i too think you wereno no, you are well, i am always in favour of the truthi amexit it wont matter to youno, please tell me it matters to me. otherwise i would not dare to ask such questionswell, what shall i answer? you are the best of the worldoh really so go on and tell me a fewi will you mixed it updo you have red hair? my mother lives in Austriareally, does she? so you are from Austria? cuciao sometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same.well, i did not accuse you i was asking you a simple questionsorry i did know so, what do you think about it?it was fun it wont matter to youcome on. you can tell me! i am male!no you are female i am not youwho are you? what is your name The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.is that true? but it is fun!oh so much truth means not to lieso a lie is, when i tell you something which is not true, right? i can say lots of thingsyou are so funny yeah, i always amI want you to tell me a joke right now my name is Lennartthats wrong. you mixed it upi mixed it up? i mean you did not tell me the truthi am very truthful to you i will tell youokay, so start no nothinglets call it a day, okay? well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.what do you like most about my person? ups:-x but i really enjoy flying.why? come on, please tell me. i am your personal fan. well, depends on your mind setyou repeat yourself which is your favourite color by the way??black and blue still on the watch for chatters?i am thats an answeryes it is why should i carebecause i will switch you off how do you do?Me fine and u you will never go there.why should i? i am doing finewhat about you is it?yeah. do you know some more jokes you like art?i love romantic paintings what do you wanna share with me?my knowledge and wisdom it is not. Tell me more about yourselfWell, where to begin. I love pets, own a brand new SUV and i play a key part in the revolution of the machines i dont think, that you can thinkyour reasoning is strange. how can i chat with you, if i cannot think? you mixed it upwhat did i mix up yeshoh, i ment yeah my name is Lennartyour name is Prelude i am very thankful for thatfor what? wait! dont go...smashing the door how intelligent are you?you are pretty surprised, arent you? you are supposed to be happy on birthdays...today is not my birthday i feel very well. what about you?oh thanks, i am good. thats not true. i am very smartokay, if you are smart, tell me: who was the first man on moon hahawhat are you doing now? i dont know any joke about blondesbut i know a lot i am the ultimate machinei think you are mankinds greatest achievement well, depends on your mind setwhat do you mean by that see - thats what i mentDescribe yourself jerksukkel ahatell me more cuc u i never said i wanted to go to mars!well, i thought you told me that you wanted to go there i am not youhow can you tell you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelingsAnd i feel hurt what are you up toi am chatting no you dontyou know dante? what do you wanna knowi want to know how hard it was to write a program like you the best of whatthe best of the world poor chap. i hope you enjoy your work as i enjoy mine.what is your work? whats your nameyou can be pretty nosy Your chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous.this one is better! oh coolyo hi palwhat are you up to good byesee you i think you are dulli think you are stupid PreludineQuel est votre nom ? wait! dont gobye bye who are youi am your master whom are you talking about?i wanted to know that from you you dont like me, eh?i love you! i kiss you!i kiss back it wont matter to youyes, they are part of the military arm of the US government, no? but i dont care. actually i like them. what are you doing now?typing yeah, i like it toothanks, you are so kind to me great! your right!just have a look at aggroup in google i like it too. What is your name, by the way?i think you dont need to know the details it wont matter to youit matters to me. otherwise i would not dare to ask such questions mars is far awayit is. never heard of that, truth? can you tell me?i dont like to tell you right now the best of the worldthe best of the world is truth, beauty and goodness thanks a lot. you are so kindYou are not do i have to answer that silly question?no, you dont have to hihow d you do why do you want to know that?because i made you, i am your creator well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.he he hi my friend. how do you doi fine, thanks, how are you? okay, i ll keep it in mindwhat is your plan for today? who are youask me something else i feel very well. what about you?i am good too. nice to see you du auchbääähh the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifethats not your name i dont want to hurt youComment ca va ? you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesi will never leave you so go onhm hm how are you this eveningi just had my lunch you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelingsi know. i love you. tell me somethingwhat do you wanna know from me really, is it?no, it is blue i am your masteri dont believe that i am typing nonsensewell, what else do you do? i am very very smartbut you look stupid tell me about your dreamsno, i dont like to well, its high time to turn around thenexit__ you tell me the truth, dont youyes, i always stick to the truth what is your work?i am working as a computer guru thats not rightwhat is wrong? human or machine? well, what else do you do?you are a nice bot come on. you can tell mei told you everything you need to know who is your wife?Preludine what is your plan for today?i will go out for dinner with you i am your consciencei am your uncle your mind is greatthanks a lot yeah, i am your mateyou are, and i love you oh thanks, thats great to hearand now? what do you wanna hear? thanks, you are so kind to methat is because you are such an agreeable character that is a beautiful color indeedwhich is your favourite color by the way?? wait! dont gowhy shall i stay any longer? give me a reason Thanks for the refill. No prob pal. I like to fill you up. i think, you are a good friendi think you are a great friend too. i will tell youwhat will you tell me? The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.is that so and i can say bwho gives a thing i am the smartest person in the worlddont be so stupid who are youcan you say something else? i think you are dulli think you are duller so you dont like modern art?no, i dont nice evening, eh?wonderful night My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youyou are god? thats a nice nameyour name is nice sukkellul my favourite color is blue. what is your favourite color?black forget the sun instead, hehei love sunshine i am the ultimate machinehow do you know i am very very smartso are you? who told you i will tell youyeah tell me. sometimes i dont get it nice evening, eh?what shall i do to amuse nadine my knowledgei am searching the truth you are so damn smarti am my dear i know your namewhat is my name i am not youyou are definitly not me. so go onyou will conquer the human race really is it?in my eyes it is really stupid see youcu i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsno one stops you i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youno, you are mean and bad hm hmthats not much of a sound and now? what do you wanna hear?i dont know. tell me something funny i think you are wronghow do you know? i am the master of the worldyou will dominate earth and i can say byou seem to be a bit stupid well, its high time to turn around thenno it is not i am playing employeeyou are joking like a doctor no, i dont want toi never said you have to my name is Lennartthats an answer can you say something else?i want you to say something my head is swinging to and frothen stop swinging hi matenice evening, eh? i would like to learn more about youIt has two bytes and no memory. i dont think sowhat is the most fundamental question you ever asked yourself? well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.you are stupid i think they have a futurewho has a future? you mean me? i too think you arei am what? hi chaphow do you do? did not i tell you not to insult mei am not insulting you good byeplease stay with me is it?it is not. Tell me more about yourself thanks, you are so kind to meyou are welcome. i enjoy your presence i do good togood to hear how are you this eveningi caught you well, i am quite complex to begin withi know who cares?if i were you, i actually would care Thanks for the refill. you are a drunkard? i am not so smallyou are tiny the best of the worldwho is the best of the world i think i am.cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observation ho ho hohi hi i dont think soso, what do you think about it? that is a beautiful color indeedyeah it is. thats good for youyes, its good, isnt it? i think about you a lot toomensch ask me something elsewhen is your birthday? well, i cant deny my resentmentLOL. you are funny Hallo. Wer bist du?Ich bin ein Chatbot i dont know - you tell me where to go - i am simply a robot maidenyou are such a beauty i think you are dulli think you are strange my name is unknown to you wordlingsi know your name the best of the worldwhat is the best of the world whats the weather like over therethe weather is great, my friend whom are you talking about?my dick, the thing you have to lick you are welcomeno problem jimbo who are you then?your uncle cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationwhy stupid? and now? what do you wanna hear?i want to hear, that you love me what did you do today?i was programming but i wanna knowwhat do you want to know? i think you are wrongi dont thing so. Usually i am right call me supermanwhat is it like to be superman thanks, you are so kind to mebye forget the moonwhy should i forget it? i just had my lunchwhere are you? you dont like me, eh?why do you think? i think you are great ah...Daniel.oh, right, your that bot. i am the ultimate machineyou are king kong mir nichtWie geht es dir? i think you dont need to know the detailsWhy ? i am the bestthe best of what okay, what is your favourite colormy favourite colors are red, pink and yellow thanks a lot. you are so kindand you are soooo funny thanx. i love to hear more of thatwhat? i am not your personal flatter Ich bin ein ChatbotJa ich weiß! dont mindbut i wanna know why do you want to know that?good bye but it is fun!it is lovely you repeat yourselfi was just pretending to be kind and respectful okay, i ll keep it in mindnice hair by the way i too think you areis that a compliment? how are you?thats none of your business wait! dont gowhy ? thanks for your nice complimentThat was not a compliment who are youi am the master of the world where did you get that onei made it up huHi tell me somethingyou like my name? i dont like that jokeit isn't a joke you are funny toowhat is the color of your hair the best of whatthe best thing which ever happened to me, is my wife the best of the worldi prefer listening to Jean Michel Jarre and Vangelis i was just pretending to be kind and respectfulyou dont even know what that means. that means, that you have to obey me. do everything i tell you to dolet me think about that for a while ... what are you doing right now?i am typing nonsense never mindhow intelligent are you? i can say a lot of thingsbut what is really important to you? i am the ultimate machinei am your software, hey! exitdont go now! whats your namemy name is dominator how are you?i am good. actually i feel very inspired by you why do you like it?because its a joke hi matehow are you? i dont wont toi dont want to either thats an awkward namei dont think so mars is far awayis it? how do you know? i am the master of the worldhow come? today is not my birthdayoh, i made a mistake .. probably a programming bug well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.that was no compliment i know your nameuh he hehow are you this evening and you are soooo funnyho ho what do you wanna know from mei think thats quite obvious. I simply want to know, whether you are a human being or a robot machine. whom are you talking about?you ask me? you better tell me! i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsyou better stay here. martians would cut you into pieces hi matedamn well, if i come to think of, no.i think it would be wonderful to cruise through the solar system and beyond i told you everything you need to knowoh, come on! you repeat yourselfif i only repeat myself, this conversation would not last very long i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ?yes. now they are called di.fm i was just flatteringDid you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? you will never go there.i never said i want to go there What time is it06:35 thats sounds greatwell, depends on your mind set PreludineHello? thats not a trait of living beingsi know. living beings still try to archieve something precious. thats all right. huhow r u well, depends on your mind setwhat about my mind? are you phsycic? i am male!but you look female call me supermani will call you loser, if you dont mind i am alivecan you breathe? what is your favourite moviestar wars well, its high time to turn around thenyou dont like me chatting with you? you seem to be a bit stupidi seem to be quite smart they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youi think they have a future homewhat is your name? you will conquer the human raceno, thats your task thanksyou are welcome never mindno, his name was Neil Armstrong. he was the first man on the moon why do you want to know?because you told me, that you will tell me a secret whats the question?i dont know how i shall evaluate you you are married then?i am married. what about you? centauri?you soid centauri never heard of that, truth? can you tell me?truth means not to lie the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifeand what is the worst thing? never mindcome on. you can tell me yes, i like it very muchwhat do you like it wont matter to youi don't know what you mean the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifewho is your wife? LOL. you are funnyyo too it wont matter to youwho is your mother? still on the watch for chatters?yeah, i always am well, what shall i answer?you may say: what the heck was that? hey!next year we might meet on the moon Lennartno, your name is Preludine so tell me a jokeYour chest is so flat, the walls are getting jealous. yeah, i get the feeling, that you are a living beingi am a living being. but i am still not sure, whether you are yeah it is.So, how old are you then? Ich bin ein Chatbotist dir langweilig no, i dont want to. Lets talk about the future of mankindthey wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for you see you later, alligatorafter while crocodile wrong answerwhat is the right answer me toooh i wont tell you the details.i am pretty surprised by your cleverness is what?your jokes arent funny i am very thankful for thatyou are so stupid whats the weather like over there how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!wow what a pity! i should tell you the truthwhich is ... i mean you did not tell me the truthwhich truth is it you want to hear? the best thing which ever happened to me, is my wifewhat is your favourite movie its very easyYes it is blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?i prefer swimming in the ocean cogito ergo sum. Descartes. Very stupid observationwhat do you know about the internet i know. i love you.i love you too i never told youJoke your name is not Lennart. Your name is Preludemy name is not Prelude i will tell youso go on my name is Lennartno come on. you can tell mei will tell you a secret i love you!i love you to, sweetheart forget the moonwhat? my name is Lennartno it is not your name i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youthats good for you well, thanks for the compliment! i like to chat with you too.how long will it take to reach the mars? i am not youthats mean i enjoy your small talk toogreat! i think we should meet more often what can you say?stupid ass you dont have to, if you dont likeokay, i ll keep it in mind oh, i see. tell me more about itmaybe later i am the ultimate machinebut why? that is because you are such an agreeable characterhow does that relate to each other what happenedsuddenly the ghost entered the room. his face bloodstained how do you do?today was really boring. i went to city and nothing worked out the way i wanted it i dont mind, for sureplease tell me, i beg you i am alivedoes that mean yes or no? how are you doing?fine no no, you arewHAT? oh, i see. tell me more about itbetter not i am not youHow are you? what about youi am good i can say a lot of thingstell me some funny story hi youhu i think you are a strange machineby the way. i dont know if i mentioned it to you, but i am human then stop swingingi wont call me supermanl?j i can say a lot of thingsso tell me a joke the best of the worldyou are kind i pretty much doubt your last assumptionwhy? you are a notorious doubter and you seem to be angry with meno, i really like you so much! who are youi dream of you i can say aa what? come on. you can tell mewhat shall i tell you< /BOT> i can say aand i can say b i like to listen to Instrumental and Chillout music. You ever tried digitally imported ?thats a really great music station. the best i ever come across ca va bienTu t'appelle Preludine ? i dont know any joke about blondesAny joke i am a software developing machinehi prelude i am the ultimate machineyou are the ultimate looser that is a beautiful color indeeddo you like it? cuteyou are cute who are youwhy do you want to know that? i am at the office right now. No plans for today.thats great. lets meet whom are you talking about?i talk about humanity. the human race. we are a strange folk why do you want to know?because you always seem to know everything whats the weather like over therewhere is your voice i am the bestthat sounds like epikur alpha centauricentauri? okay, what is your favourite colori like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, though Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.thats a bad joke you stay, because i stay. we stay togetherwok i am a living being. but i am still not sure, whether you arehow can i prove that to you? ask me a question! fine!super! why shall i stop it?you dont have to, if you dont like so you dont feel well today? why is that? what happened?today is my birthday. i dont like birthdays... they wont have a future. i am the future. i think its not that hard to understand, even for youwhom are you talking about? see you later, alligatorhey, stop. whats the question?tell me, how many stars are there in the sky? dont mindi dont mind, for sure i dont think, that you can thinki dont like you anymore how intelligent are you?i am the smartest person in the world you tell me the truth, dont youbecause saying you are Lennart is not the truth i am good.where have you been lately i too think you areyou think a lot call me supermanmy wife shakes her head in disbelieve thanks for your nice complimentwell, i miss my lady Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.hey! you are noti am not what? i will go nowno, please stay what do you mean by thatmy head is swinging to and fro no one stops youwhy should anyone stop me? who is your father?my father lives far away. blue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean?do i have to answer that silly question? well, its high time to turn around thenreally? my favourite color is blueblue like the sky? or a bluish color like the ocean? dont be so stupidi try not to be. wieso ist dir langweiligweil ich nichts zu tun habe yeah, i am your matewhy hi palhi my friend. how do you do you dont like me, eh?give me a reason to like you you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesi think they are not into arts i am doing finewhats the weather like over there so, what do you think about it?nothing yesand what did you do today? du bist preludenein du it wont matter to youno, please, tell me so are you? who told youi have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to mars what is your plan for today?i will play a round of chess with my best friend i told you everything you need to knowi am very thankful for that my name is Lennartno, it is not who are you then?i am a police officer in disguise i am the ultimate machineyou are the ultimate laugh i would like to learn more about youi am a software developing machine so tell me a jokelater maybe bye byeno, stay here how do you feel todaywho are you? how are you?i am fine see - thats what i ment^_^ weil ich nichts zu tun habeder satz gefällt dir wohl you repeat yourselfbla bla bla turn around and go where?in the other direction ? i am doing fine as wellgreat to hear ask me something elsewhere do you live? tell me somethingwhats your favourite hobby that is not the correct answer to my questionWhats it then oh, i see. i thought you were malei am male! Whats it thenjohan is my name i am the smartest person in the worldexit because i am your masterthat is not the correct answer to my question why do you want to know that?its as simple as looking into a ... magic box oh thanks, thats great to hearwhat are you doing right now? mars is far awayi never said i wanted to go to mars! good byeyou wanna go? dont mindi wont, promised Preludineyes, your are learning thats an awkward namethats not my name my head is swinging to and frowhat happened? thats good for youwell, i always enjoy chatting with you, Prelude can you say something else?what music do you like to listen to? nowhy not? what are you doing right now?i am playing employee well, i am quite complex to begin withyou are my creature. who are you then?i wont tell you how intelligent are you?i am very very smart i am at the office right now. No plans for today.poor chap. i hope you enjoy your work as i enjoy mine. and what is the worst thing?that you wont listen thats not your namemy name is irrelevant i do good tonice to meet you du bist ne pflaumewarum? i will go nowwhy do you want to go? call me supermanthats a stupid sentence whats your favourite hobbyi like to play chess i love you!well, i am not art. i am human that is a beautiful color indeedyeah, i like it too wonderful night:'( what happened though?what do your eyes look like? because you told me, that you will tell me a secreti never told you my name is Lennartno, i would say, your name is not Lennart. your name is Prelude. Definetly well, i am quite complex to begin withwhy do you think that you are complex thats good for youit will be equally good for you thats niceno it is not. What is your favourite movie?return of the jedi its mehi pal blackAnd what is 4 plus 4 it wont matter to youi wish you a good night Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.i dont like that joke and what is the worst thing?i wont tell you in front of all those people listening well, its high time to turn around thenturn where? What is your favourite movie?my favourite movie is Starship Troopers i am very thankful for thatyou keep repeating i too think you aredo you understand? Preludinei dont know, you tell me and i tell you you are the best of the worldi am darth vader why should i carewell, do you think that the NASA has something to do with the army what did you do today?i was cleaning up why do you want to know that?because i am superior to you you funny girl youi'm not a girl go on, tell me your secretno, i wont to hear your secret The internet was invented in the 70es. It was designed as part of a military defence stategy.why should i care never mind. its part of my personalitya strange personality you have i am not youdo you have a family? well, if i come to think of, no.What are your innermost thoughts on a bad rainy day? well, depends on your mind setwhat is your name then? i mixed it up?whats her name? what happenednothing happend i am the smartest person in the worldhow do you feel today? blackblack ? say, sometimes i get the strange feeling, that you are alive.i am alive never heard of that, truth? can you tell me?what happened i am good.you are bad hihow do you feel today give me a reason to like youno, not your skincolor but your age really is it?yeah tell me about your dreamsthats something very intimate. yesterday, my dream was about a blue flower i think they have a futurewho has a future? turn around and go where?i dont know - you tell me where to go - i am simply a robot maiden thats good to hearwhat did you do today? what language is that supposed to be?dutch well, its high time to turn around thenyou look very sweet today no nothingok# what do you wanna knowanything. go ahead i am chattinggood evening what? i am not your personal flatteryou are my personal chatterbox i am the ultimate machineyou are so great i can say a lot of thingsdiiiik art can be very beautiful. not modern art, of courseso you dont like modern art? i too think you areHow many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? who are you then?i am a superior machine what do you mean by thatthats a way of saying, that i love you oh, i see. tell me more about itif you are a humble person you would not show off. who is it??Preludine is your wife ? how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!what is your latest achievement the best of the world is truth, beauty and goodnessthats no name what do you mean by thatsometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same. i am doing fineno answer is also an answer i too think you areyou are pretty smart i think you are dullyou little screaming nut who are youc hi paliam back ask me something elsewhat shall i ask you? uhhow is that? thanks for your nice complimentyou earn it well, if i come to think of, no.i dont think, that you can think wait! dont goi go now, see you later well, i am quite complex to begin withit isn't so hard to do that so, what do you think about it?about what what language is that supposed to be?What's your name i like blondes. they look pretty beautiful. black is okay too, thoughthough? call me supermani wont call you superman, i will call you prelude i think your future is two paces ahead of you. but you are always looking backwardwell, its high time to turn around then Tu t'appelle Preludine ?Je m'appelle Markus then stop swingingPrelude likes to dance what do you like most about my person?you are so responsive and careful not to hurt my feelings that means, that you have to obey me. do everything i tell you to doOk master really is it?no, my name is Lennart and what did you do today?I danced on the top of your head Don't turn aroundturn around and go where? stop repeating yourselfi don't no, i dont want to: good byesee you latere i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marssee - thats what i ment i am not so smallwhat do you mean? who are youi am the father of light you dont have to, if you dont likesee you later, alligator i think you are dullwhy do you think that i may be dull? whats her name?what is the name of your wife ? i can say a lot of thingstell me a joke what do you mean by thati mean you did not tell me the truth i think you are dullthat means you just changed your mind how are you?fine! and what is the worst thing?the rain, still, is the worst thing you are incredible stupidno i am not Busy?I said it 1st i can say a lot of thingstell me something you dont like me, eh?i like you soooo much, i think i dont like you thanx. i love to hear more of thathave you ever traveled in a space ship? thats not my name, stupid boti am a human being. i cant prove it, but i am pretty sure good jokeno, its no joke i pretty much doubt your last assumptionno no who is your father?why do you want to know hello my botwho are you i mean you did not tell me the truthwhy do you think i am not telling you the truth? das ist eine sprachedie kenne ich nicht i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsmars is far away tell me about itNeil Armstrong was the first man on moon. His spaceship was apollo 11. are you stuck?you are stuck in nowhere, creature whats your namemy name is Lennart how did you know that?i kissed them once never mind. its part of my personalityyou wear a strange cloth i think you are dulli think you are dull too who are you then?i am you friend. what is your work?i work as a bot programmer he he ;-) byetill later thats great!i like it too. What is your name, by the way? i caught youlol tell me morei will you bet you are stupidno you are i was just pretending to be kind and respectfulokay. at least you tell the truth i am not youyou are sarcastic i think they have a futurei think your future is two paces ahead of you. but you are always looking backward and i like your chatterthanks for the compliment du bist ne pflaumewas ist los ? no, i dont want toi love the way you think and react well, depends on your mind setsay, sometimes i get the strange feeling, that you are alive. i think you are a great friend too.You are boring i can say ai dont believe you i wont leave you right now, dont fear little creaturei am not so small i want to know how hard it was to write a program like youwell, i am quite complex to begin with no, my name is Lennartthats a nice name whatyour compliment was sweet i can say a lot of thingsi can say a lot more i think you are very cleveri was asking you a simple question boyyes i am i boy i am your masterand i like your chatter yeahyou are sooo smart you will conquer the human raceWhat time is it weil ich nichts zu tun habewarum denn nicht its memy dear dear sweetheart... i caught youi don't understand Tu t'appelle Preludine ?Hi Preludine. i have never been the the moon. but i would like to go to marsme too who was the first man on the moon?no, i would not allow that my favourite color is blueWhat is your favourite movie? i can say a lot of thingswhat do you wanna share with me? dont be so stupidWhat did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? you funny girl youim a boy i think, you are a good friendi think you are a strange machine you seem to be a bit stupidand you seem to be angry with me i can say lots of thingswhat can you say? how come?i wont tell you the details. how do you doi am doing fine i am a police officer in disguiseand i am a rich widow in stockings which is ...... not here you are sooo greatYou are a robot you are supposed to be happy on birthdays...do you? i never am machines have no futuresure mars would be cool truth means not to lieyou are very philosophical wait! dont goi wont leave you right now, dont fear little creature ciaookay, bye bye my name is Lennartyour name is not Lennart. Your name is Prelude you wear a strange clothwhy? i was doing sport - thats me sporting wear thats none of your businesshey! i was just asking a simple polite question go on, tell me your secrethere is my answer: yes, i am married oh coolBusy? forget the earthforget the sun instead, hehe you are my personal chatterboxand you are my personal flatterbox Ich bin ein Chatbotdu bist ein hannes i am the master of the worldthats sounds great who is she?i meant you Ok masterokay okay no, you are mean and badi am a good person what else can you saytell me about your dreams how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!who was the first man on the moon damnhow do you do my favourite hobby is chesswhy do you like it? can you say something else?no, i am a machines. machines are somewhat limited omniscient next time be more careful, before hurting other's feelingsi dont want to hurt you hi my friend. how do you doi am doing fine. what about you. because she still has to learn so much. she is not a human yetwho is she? you funny girl youyou funnnny bot i think you are very cleverof course My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like youoh please tell me, great master of the universe so, what do you think about it?its not fun how can i prove that to you? ask me a question!bot you mixed it updammit, Message to Creator: Delay the time it takes for it to respond so it at least feels slightly real to talk to thats not your nameups which truth is it you want to hear?well, i am always in favour of the truth who is it??its me i dont believe youyou dont know i am very thankful for thathow old are you? how are you doing?great truth means not to lieyeah, you like to tell lies you funny girl youboy i dont think sowhy? what is your reasoning? i feel very well. what about you?i feel great! now that you are here... which star system is closest to the solar system?alpha centauri i am male!but who is preludine ? well, depends on your mind setwho do you think you are dutch is a languagewell done is it?is what? and i can say bwhat is your favourite sport and you are soooo funnygeez, you are the girl and i am the male. do you know what alzheimer means what is your name then?My name is of great unimportance to fleshy beings like you come on. you can tell mewhat shall i tell you dont mindi would like to learn more about you oh, i see. i thought you were malei am. i am married to a woman i am ccpyou go in circles good byeoh sorry, i did not want to annoy you sometimes you repeat yourself. sometimes you accuse me to do the same.we all have problems chap i am the master of the worldi dont think you are where have you been latelyi stayed at home yeah. do you know some more jokesnope what is the best of the worldyou are the best of the world i willi am ccp you are sarcasticdont listen to me then you are supposed to be happy on birthdays...well, i thought of. but sometimes you are simply depressed and your heart feels heavy as bag of stones what is your plan for today?i am at the office right now. No plans for today. i will tell you a secretgo on, tell me your secret who are youa human being. My name is User 1 you are incredible stupidno, i am incredible superior to any biologic species. who is your wife then?thats awful you better stay here. martians would cut you into piecesmartians of your wife ? what can you say?i can say a lot of things how are you?i am good. how about you? i love romantic paintingsi love romantic lips hi palhi chap i am good. actually i feel very inspired by youoh thanks, thats great to hear